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Inappropriate Phonetics 

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...
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Wax Phonetics

A talented collective of Hiphop enthusiasts originating in San Jose, CA. Also referred to as "Dub P" or "The Wax" for short.

This collective was originally created by Funk Fader (formerly known as Flip Tha Funky Fader) in 2002 and a year later, co-founded by DJ Quix Fader. Wax Phonetics expanded and now includes DJs, beatboxers, instrumentalists, and other various musical calibers.

Wax Phonetics is a group of hardcore Hiphop zealots. Old School, Underground/Non-Commericial, and staying true to the roots of Hiphop are what Wax Phonetics is all about.
Wax Phonetics is DJ'ing the school dance this Friday.
The DJ's are from Wax Phonetics.
That beatboxer is affiliated with Wax Phonetics.
Wax Phonetics by Franklin A. July 2, 2006

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts 

Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts
Latin Is Spanish Without Phonetics Like Graduating From Graphics Communication Arts
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026