Ensurance that you are pretty much the lamest person on the earth.
or
What kids who can't afford the internet/get real girlfriends do.
or
What kids who can't afford the internet/get real girlfriends do.
your mom is so lame- she has phone sex
by kati! October 20, 2005
by GrindrGod January 23, 2017
A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus March 1, 2015
1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.
by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016
If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
by 18inches June 22, 2010
The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.
by kaptain-awesome June 21, 2011
When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .
by ohheygirlhey May 12, 2010