a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"
by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020
Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
by *emo chick* January 15, 2006
something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing
Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
by awesometerrifficamazingcoolbad February 6, 2010
if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:
i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!
by mahal.himself August 4, 2006
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