Phonerbate 

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.

Did you Phonerbate yesterday?

Phonerbate by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

Phonerbation 

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance

Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight

Phonerbation by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008

Phoner 

A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.

John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.

Phoner by 1011061 September 30, 2012

phonerable 

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

phonerable by ChurchofGoogle August 4, 2009

Phoner 

The act of achieving an erection while sexting.

Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?

Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.

Phoner by Wanny0706 February 9, 2010

Phonernet

Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.

Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Phonernet by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

Phoner Boner 

A texted pic of one's own genitalia, or "Junk" as the in-crowd calls it.

Man 1: Hey sweetie, can you drop them digits?

Woman 1: Sure.

Woman 2: Oh my god, I think that man sent you a pic of his genitalia to you.

Man 2: Nice Phoner Boner my friend!

Phoner Boner by I got you back July 12, 2009