phlrm 

PHLRM is that stuff on the ceiling in hockey arena dressing rooms... usually on pipes.

phlrm is that stuff that people think is insulation in a dressing room... usually hockey arena.

phlrm by Zantonious Aquilous July 14, 2009

phlarmf 

just a fuckin dope brand

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf

phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019

phlurry 

The combination of the two most strongest elements in the universe. phear, and larry.

"oh shit, phlurry is coming."

phlurry by phlurry February 7, 2008

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump 

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

Plurmo 

Plurmo is a person who is incredibly talented at any video game he plays.

My friend is definitely plurmo, he beats me at every game we play!

Plurmo by Countertable March 26, 2021

Phlerm 

The thick and almost malleable combination of phlegm from the mucus membrane in your throat and thick, usually potent, semen. Usually found at the crime scene or a rape victim, or the bedroom of a housewife trying to rekindle her love with her husband of 20 years, but couldn't stand the taste of her mate's sperm and spat it back out, half-way through swallowing.

Similar (sexual) terms include Casper's Tears, Spit Dicker, White Wedding, Tapioh-no!, and Toothpaste Gag.

Officer: Well, looks like this was an oral sex rape case, sir!
Lieutenant: Really, Officer? What makes you say that?
Officer: See that, sir? *points to a clump of white goo on the pillow, next to drips of blood* That, sir, is pure bona-fide phlerm.
Lieutenant: What's phlerm?
Officer: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It ain't pretty. God help the victim...

Phlerm by djkyota September 23, 2011