When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
by ButtFuckingBillionaires March 8, 2016
A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.
by Barney Woodbine October 24, 2012
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009
Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...
by TrashyCure June 27, 2014
The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )
Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.
by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009
An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink
by Bargo May 18, 2006