peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.

I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.

peezing by Peezing July 23, 2014

Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009

Ian Phlegming 

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

Ian Phlegming by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

pheening 

verb: having all of your thought bent on one thing; jonesing

I'm really pheening for some cheeseburgers! or.. I can't wait for a smoke break, I'm so pheening right now!

pheening by Bad Beast January 10, 2008

pheeming

Pheeming is severe withdrawals from an addiction

She was pheeming for : e.g. crack, Nintendo 64, alcohol, narcotics - opiates, Animal Crossing, World of War Craft

pheeming by Holly Perez August 10, 2006

preezing 

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you

“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”

preezing by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

Pheening 

An incorrectly spelled/pronounced version of "Fiending": the act of wanting something so bad that one acts like a fiend to get it.

"She was fiending (not pheening) for chocolate like a dope fiend fiending (not pheening) for dope."

Pheening by TheBoxDrone September 5, 2011