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A girl who is very cute with a nice cute ass too. Only to be an 9/10, but nonetheless cute. A very fun girl who is always apathetic. ALWAYS easy to get in bed. Her head always seems to stay on top, but actually constantly crashing. Picky with no sense of direction at all. She likes da mexicans outside of home depot, but will always be mine.

She deliberately tries to troll people because she loves to be a little shit.
HER SKIN IS SO SOFT. When she hugs, its nice. She likes to watch the rain, but loves to dance around in it. HER SKIN IS SO SOFT THOUGH so soft. A phiphi in her natural habitat, loves to do stupid shit. She will look at her reflection for many hours just to try to not appear obnoxious to herself; cutey w/o swag. phiphis always seem make everything look plain, make sure da gorgeous girl isnt standing next to it durr. Phiphi often loves to eat cheesecake and squid. While this creature is very cute, it is also not very bright nope but she can still be angel in dark. Often calm and tend to keep ones voice to a minimal to not be eaten by stronger animals in the kingdom. A phiphi is weak creature in the kingdom and can act malicious only to the psychological sense. Her hugs are nice and can lure in beasts. when put to the test this girl will come out to the top no doubt, if not this beast will make sure we rise now and forever unless he has a pizza or is being lazy. Sum it up: A phiphi is poetry in motion.
Vincent: You're so cute!
PhiPhi: Fk you very much!
Vincent: FUck you!

Phiphi: fuCK YOU
Vincent:fuuuuuuck you~
Phiphi: FUCK YOU.

Vincent: 15 minutes?

Phiphi: -blank stare-

Vincent: been ready i ono bout you love is a confusing language ya.

Vincent: . . .whatever i guess to me, this is just the best thing that never was nah fuck that

WHAT WOULD PORKU DO!?

Porku: kaaaa meeee haaa meee HAAAAA wait wat you gave her your number tho? lol fag wat u some hotline blind??? GET DA REAL TING!!
Vincent: POrrrkku da fuq et tu porku!? ET TU-?! its hotline bling fuck outta here you super sayian bacon. But it pops up in my head something I wrote in a letter to her, but this game is sold separately and I’m done with the hype. This is stuff that should be said if our paths cross if our eyes meet; dat malice of what I don’t understand.
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by SomethingInMyPantsIsObscene. August 28, 2017
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a term use for backstabbers or not original
Also known to be not a true person.
That is just like a phiphi
Why do they think she's badass when she's fake?
by xxx77 February 14, 2008
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The correct nickname for the founder of the (now-defunct) original techStockAlert.com and the (now-defunct) original screamingmaniac.com , Richard F. from Wantagh, New York. "Nose" is NOT an acceptable substitue. "Eggroll", as coined in a hungover haze by freshman roommate Mike E., is acceptable. (No relation to "Wonton", any person from Wantagh, NY.) "Acidhead", preferred by dorm-mate and founder of Manugistics Robert D., is extremely obsolete. "Freakoutsky" is just a ripoff from the "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comics.
Phi-Phi! What possible use is there for screamingmaniac.com ?
by Rich F from Wantagh January 08, 2008
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