Margret: "Jade, I know this guy Mark who sounds pretty great, you should hit him up!"
Jade: "Sorry Margret, i'm philsexual"
Margret: ...
Jade: *caresses posters of Phil Lester*
In Philadelphia, some men are more in love with the Eagles, the Sixers, the Phillies, and the Flyers than they are with women. These devoted fans are known as Philasexuals
Person 1: Greg never talks to girls. Is he gay?
Person 2: No, he's a Philasexual.
Person 1: Oh, so that's why he always wears Eagles' jerseys.
Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.
Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.
"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."
"What's that?"
"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.