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Most theories of time travel require a time machine traveling at extremely high velocities. philkuhlenbeck is a form of time travel that is accomplished by slowing tempo down to between 45 and 65 quarter-note beats per minute.
I was able to philkuhlenbeck my turntable into a time machine by slowing down the tempo to 45 quarter-note beats per minute
by UrbanHacker99 December 03, 2013

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