Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

Philmingo 

A guy named Phil who has the tendency to find himself balanced on only one foot while playing games of skill, such as, but not limited to, darts, beer pong, corn hole, and bowling.

Someone go knock over Philmingo next time he plays corn hole.

Philmingo by psully April 25, 2013

PhilKnight 

A typical wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Call the police. Jimmy Wales doesn't care about crazy criminals.

I know PhilKnight - no one said.
I trust PhilKnight - no one said.
PhilKnight is a cool guy - no one said.

PhilKnight by aaamerica September 17, 2023

PhilKnight 

A typical batshit insane wikinazi from English Wikipedia. It's nothing new.

I know PhilKnight - no one said.
I trust PhilKnight - no one said.
PhilKnight is a cool guy - no one said.

PhilKnight by aaamerica September 17, 2023

karl pilkington 

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange

karl pilkington by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018

philfing  

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'

philfing by standby December 26, 2008