Phil Jones 

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

Phil Jones by Benny XI August 12, 2020

Phojones

/fōˌˈhōˌnāz,-ˌnās/
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. When a man is on the phone with you and suddenly grows testicles, saying things he would never say to your face.
2. False courage; the illusion of guts.

phon·ova·ries
/fōnˌˈōv(ə)rēz,-ˌrēs /
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
1. The female version of phojones.

"He does not have the cojones to say that to your face, but he has phojones"

Phojones by BrowncoatBootlegger December 4, 2018

phil jones 

To have an amazing face

Phil jones has an awsome face

phil jones by Pdiofifposjd June 9, 2019

Phil Jones 

Phil Jones is Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Phil Jones

Phil Jones by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020

Philonengi 

An intense form of love or fondness characterized by a show of empathy and a severe sense of responsibility for a person and/or object born in defiance to feelings of unexplained antagonism by the public towards such persons or object through no discernible fault of theirs.

Ninjas affection for Rebecca is a true demonstration of philonengi.

Philonengi by NanaAlterego November 21, 2020

Philiness 

The essence of awesome.
Cool but not freezing.
Unattainable unless you carry a satchel.

"Her Philiness is just radient"

"Wow I will never have that much Philiness"

Philiness by DictionaryDog April 17, 2010

phil jones 

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

phil jones by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019