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Philadelphia isn't just a city that lies between the shadows of New York and Washington, it is a city where the shitty Eagles are the topic of dinner conversation year round, I mean its not like they win championships so they got to keep interest up somehow! It is where a meal consists of a of a very fattening cheesesteak (although very good – Geno’s, stand the fuck up), nasty Natty light, soft pretzels that have had rats running all over them all night,
and Tasty Kakes for dessert. Still wonder why the whole city has a weight problem? And if they aren’t fat, they’re niggers. It is also where there is a Wawa on every corner so all the fat bastards don’t have to walk far from there row home and the stupid lazy niggers don’t get lost trying to find one. Most Philly people also look forward to the 1st day of Spring when Rita's gives out free "wooder" ice – once again, benefiting the niggers that don’t wanna work – “welfare don’t pay for no water ice, sheeeiit motherfuckar!”. It is where you know it's a hoagie, not a sub and the shore, not the beach. Most annoyingly, where every black thinks whites are afraid of them, when its OUR CITY – SIGNED THE ITALIANS! And it is ok to say hello to someone you don't know if they are a birds fan, especially when your team has 5 Superbowl wins and numerous NFC Championship appearances whereas the “birds” go to the ship’ and loose once every 20 years *cough* McChoke *cough*. That is Philadelphia, the city of Unbrotherly Fat Lazy Niggers And Scumbags Who Think Their Tough (BFLNASWTTT)... Outsiders will never understand, and LUCKY FOR THEM!
*Walking down South Street in Philadelphia*
Birds fan - Yo, Cowboys suck! hahaha
Me - Yo, when was the last time your team won a superbowl?
Birds Fan - Wha...what?!? Ill kick your ass!
Me - Ok.
Birds Fan - Nah, nevermind, your not worth it faggot
Me - see ya pal!
Birds Fan - fuck you! Im gonna beat you up.......later!
Me - hahahahahahah, lol
by Future Brooklynite June 05, 2007
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The City of Brotherly Love. The Birthplace of the United States. The home of Rocky Balboa. The largest city in Pennsylvania and 5th largest in the U.S. with 1.5 million in the city and about 5.5 million in the metro area in three states (PA, NJ and DE). Phily is a very historical city and few cities match its historical attractions: Independence Hall (where the Declaration of Independence and Constitution were drafted by the Continental Congress), the Liberty bell, the U.S. Constitution Center, the Franklin Institute, and the Betsy Ross House among others. Phily is also a major center for education (Drexel and Temple Universities), healthcare, culture, the arts and industry. It is home of the Third Federal Reserve Bank, the Philadelphia Mint and a major stock exchange. Philadelphia is considered one of America's fattest cities. The cholesterol-rich Phily Cheesesteak is everywhere and the people are generally unhealthy. The people also have annoying accents that almost make them sound like they are speaking form their nose. The people are crazy about their sports teams but have lowsy fans because they cheer for them when they win but curse them when they lose. How dumb. Phily is a very neat place to visit but you don't want to live there. The city is old, very poor and has many slums--some of the worst in the country. Sylvester Stallone ran through several of them while training for his fights. Philadelphia also ranks high in violent crime and has among the nation's highest homicide rates.
Philadelphia is a nice place to visit and with a diverse metropolitan profile but you don't want to live there. It would suck in general. Some natives include Bill Cosby, Kevin Bacon and Will Smith.
by krock1dk January 10, 2008
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Philadelphia is a dump. The people are douchebags and no one in the city knows how to drive a car at all. There is garbage everywhere and ANYWHERE in the city I go I gotta watch my back for fear of getting mugged. There is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the disgusting locals. And all those places above dubya said are originally from New Jersey, Except Yuengling, and Rita's blows anyway. You might as well yat an ice cude died with food coloring. Its a dump like I said.
Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Jersey.
by Brian March 04, 2004
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Haha, fuck man.

Philadelphia could be one of the most underestimated cities out there. It makes 18 on mastercards global cities list, #4 largest economy in the us, and yet a cnn reporter answers this question on air:

Guy: How will this effect the east?
Reporter: Well no doubt this will effect the important cities in the east, Boston, New York, Washington....

It's like the kid in school who wasn't ever taken seriously. Meh, Philadelphia sucks ass anyway.

1 more year when I get my degree, i'm getting the fuck out of that shithole! (philadelphia)

Cnn weather report: Rain will then spread into the big cities of Boston, New York and Dc.
by Ohfuckmylifeisdead February 10, 2009
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Philadelphia
(A.K.A. "The City of Brothers in Love")

1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm

2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak

3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive

4. a cesspool
1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg November 10, 2005
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A dirty city with five days of nice weather a year. The other 360 (or 361, depending), it's either too cold, too hot, or rainy to do anything. Too big and to disconnected to be worthwhile; the real-life incarnation of urban sprawl. Only decent thing is the cheesesteaks.
by Andrew Fields May 17, 2005
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Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)
Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.

Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.

Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?

Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.

Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.
by pbear21 September 21, 2009
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