(A.K.A. "The City of Brothers in Love")
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool
1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."
3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."
4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."