Phil Jones 

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

Phil Jones by Benny XI August 12, 2020

Phil Jacksoned

Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.

Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.

Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.

Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?

Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.

Phil Jacksoned by Brett Hull November 3, 2009

phil jones 

To have an amazing face

Phil jones has an awsome face

phil jones by Pdiofifposjd June 9, 2019

Phil Jackson 

Easily one of the greatest coaches of all time. He's coached many legends including Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant. He also has 12 championship rings, one as a player, 6 with the Chicago bulls, and 5 with the Los Angeles lakers.

Phil Jackson is a coaching legend

Phil Jackson by critter44t December 30, 2011

Phil Jonesed 

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

Phil Jonesed by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Phil Jones 

Phil Jones is Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Phil Jones

Phil Jones by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020

phil-job 

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.

Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".

phil-job by PDaniel February 22, 2011