1 definition by PDaniel

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When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.
Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".
by PDaniel February 02, 2011

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