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Michael Phelped 

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.
We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!
Michael Phelped by Nadiathon. August 3, 2009
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Michael Phelped 

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
Michael Phelped by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009
The term applied to a skateboard being stolen. Related to the day Jake Phelps, head of Thrasher magazine, had his board stolen only to find a video of the board on youtube being skated better than he could skate it.
"I got my board stolen, and i saw the guy with it tre flipping a huge 6."
"Dude, you got phelped."
Phelped by 415and510 October 19, 2009

Michael Phelped 

To own somebody to the furthest extent.
John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..
Michael Phelped by John Cafasso October 18, 2008
Refering To Michael Phelps.
When Someone Unexpectedly Beats You In Something That You Are Bound To Win.
-Did You See Phil Lose In The Last Seconds Of The Game?

-Yeahh Mike Came Out Of No Where And Beat Him.

-Dang, He Just Got Phelped.
Phelped by Phelps Wifee. October 10, 2008
Phelipe is the kindest sort of man. He is sweet and sexy and will always please you. He's the kind of man you cry with and that rubs your head. He insists on paying for every meal and most of all, he will love you unlike anyone else.
He has swagger just like a Phelipe!
phelipe by satanscepter September 9, 2020