Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 8, 2018
by abbycidddy March 13, 2011
An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.
Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.
by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021
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by Benjamin Stocks September 26, 2021
Post-Hawaii Depression
When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.
When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.
by Upsi555 April 2, 2019