Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.
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you aint got no knowledge if you aint got no PHD son.
by abbycidddy March 13, 2011
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An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.
Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.
by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021
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Power-hungry Dick
He's such a PHD who only wants to abuse his authority over the new employees.
by SSoSS May 6, 2021
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Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!
by Benjamin Stocks September 26, 2021
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Post-Hawaii Depression

When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.
Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.
by Upsi555 April 2, 2019
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