Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

phallergy 

An allergy to penis. See also feminism or lesbians.

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly has a phallergy.

phallergy by Red Scourge October 4, 2009

phallete

No particular association with male genitalia. nickname of my friend kelly that none of us remember how she got that nickname but we think it started last halloween when i went into a costume store and i saw a costume that was.....yadayadayadayada....

*sniff* i miss my favorite little phallete

phallete by jELiMi May 20, 2004

PhatPleb 

Full time redditor and discord server owner

What the fuck PhatPleb smells like a neckbeard

PhatPleb by FuckPeopleNamedRyan October 27, 2020

phalley 

an insult used to describe someone as a penis

person 1: wanna latvian jelly?
person 2: Damn, Phalley!

phalley by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

phatlex 

Sometimes A Phat Is Going To Be A Phat. It’s Not An Excuse, That’s Just How It Is.

Phatlex, How Are You Phit But Phat At The Same Time?!

phatlex by Phatlex November 22, 2021

phallectomy 

1. (surgery) removal of a dick.
2. (politics) removal of a Dick.
3. (politics, borrowed from Ukrainian) removal of Huylo.

2. Arthur Bremer attempted a phallectomy on April 13, 1972.
3. I can't wait for Russia to get a phallectomy!

phallectomy by J Random Hacker December 21, 2022