from Pharaonic Egypt 

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a small boy, from elementary school, and his mother are walking on the street and the boy suddenly says:

boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.

mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.

from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2012

from Pharaonic Egypt 

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.

from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012

Pharaoic

an Egyptian kid who thinks he's a Pharaoh, but apparently has millions of followers on social media and is a founder of a sports company, Spzrts. His real name is Marko Danial.

Do you have millions of followers on social media and own a sports company?

No, I don't.

Then you're not Pharaoic.

Pharaoic by The AstroNawt April 13, 2020

Pharaoic

Marko Danial is a social media star and entrepreneur, known as Pharaoic, who is the founder and CEO of Spzrts. Pharaoic was created to represent Marko’s Egyptian background, it‘s a combination of two words, Pharaoh and Hero-like.

Yo did you see that one dude that was from Egypt, it was Pharaoic.

Pharaoic by RackyTick March 29, 2020

Pharkonic 

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

Pharkonic by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011

paranickus 

A word that slick rick made up.

dont be a paranickus cuz u aint the sheet.

paranickus by dave r. April 25, 2005

Phaytonic 

When you bring something into your reality that you wanted. Beyond coincidental, driven by fate, universally inspired. When something happens that was meant to happen.

Wow I was thinking of my ex-girlfriend this morning and walked into the grocery store and there she was. Dude it was phaytonic!

Phaytonic by ElliottInSpace April 13, 2010