phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

by nameisalwaystaken November 8, 2006

phantom piss

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.

After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

phantom pissing disorder

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020

Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

by Banquet meals April 24, 2021

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023