by Johnnie Regalado January 10, 2006
n. A sudden, usually unnoticeable, expulsion of feces from one's anus, similar in quality to diarrhea. Black in color and containing no solid matter whatsoever, the phantom leaves a burning sensation inside the subject after it has run its course. It can most often be mistaken for urination by those nearby, but the foul odor and seemingly infinite wipe-time are clear signs.
v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
"I ate a chicken bowl this morning, and an hour later I had the phantom."
"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."
"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."
"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
by C Dizzle September 15, 2005
A sexual exploit used during intercourse. In traditional doggy style position the male spits on the females back as he removes his genitals from her. The female in normal response will turn around, where, at that moment, the male will ejaculate on her face. The technique is aptly named the Phantom for its ability to deceive a female into a males ejaculation on her backside causing great humiliation to the female and extreme jubilance for the male.
by HumDog the Great March 23, 2004
after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
Gary: You look confused, Paul.
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
by dcm89 January 27, 2010
by Hallie Corson September 24, 2004
When you take a shit and you look to see your work, and the shit has disappeared into the pipe. It vanished.
by Bouch March 3, 2005
This is better (and funnier) alternative to the ooo so classic "Beep and Wave."
To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.
It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.
This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.
Possible Hazards:
Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah
Happy Phamtoming!!
To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.
It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.
This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.
Possible Hazards:
Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah
Happy Phamtoming!!
by Marconious August 16, 2006