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The realsest bitch you will ever meet. Not only that, but she is thick and fine AS HELL. She gotta phattttt ass, especially for a white girl. She is a hard ass bitch but also a sweetheart. The truth is the truth and she aint afraid to speak it. Always putting others first, but still in the lead. This bitch will change your life!
ayoooooo yu see that girl?" "yeah, but that bitch aint nuttin like PHATZz
PHATZz by phatz1 December 6, 2010
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phaktard 

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.
Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™
phaktard by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015
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Someone fat, self motivated, fun and strives for the betterment of himself or others and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's opinion
If i have to be fat i choose to be like Phatz.
Phatz by Biggsß September 2, 2017
Talented virtual pilot and tanker
phatzo just landed 6 kills
PHATZO by adam12adam November 1, 2010
Phakt - pronounced "fact", plural "Phaktz" - Any definition or interpretation of something that may not be 100% accurate or correct but is intended to be. Common knowledge. These truths are presented as if they were 100% genuine, but in reality they might stand slight correction. Websites are often the source of these Phaktz.
On the news they say UFO's are bogus, but I saw some on a website that makes it a Phakt!
Phakt by Charles Dourdy May 22, 2008

Phatzane 

1. A white, middle class Canadian kid who grows up listening to rap music and thinking they're a thug. See wigger.

2. An extremely cowardly act. To run from trouble.
1) Man that kid was such a Phatzane.

2) So instead of meeting me like a man, he Phatzaned.
Phatzane by Rupertd September 23, 2008
1. A fat slob lacking self motivation and intelligence. Strong odors usually accompanied by sweat and dirt. Its native habitat consists of the ocean and Marmoma WAWA on that late night tip.; has been known to sleep sitting upright.

2. Often confuses the term FATS for PHATZ.
Is phatz sleeping, eating, or pumping gasoline.
phatz by DIRTY JERZ September 18, 2006