phacne 

A combination of "face" and "acne". When you hold a cell phone to your face, the screen gets greasy. When you a on the cell phone for long amounts of time, the grease is taken off, then re-applied to your face again and again. Therefore, there is an overly greasy square spot on your face, very prone to acne.

I talked to Jeff for so long last night, I'm getting major phacne!

phacne by lkjh,mkckljmnkdfjdsf;kl May 9, 2008

Phacebook Philosopher 

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Phacebook Philosopher by In.The.AM October 18, 2013

Phaneuter 

a well groomed female pubic area

that is one mighty fine phaneuter you have there sweety.

Phaneuter by Dildo rose September 30, 2012

Phanet 

A clique of phans.

"Welcome to our phanet."

Phanet by Dilly Mackey May 27, 2018

Phaneuf effort 

To give a half assed, lethargic effort that usually results in miserable failure.

The pylon gave it a Phaneuf effort to check the offensive player by falling over his own feet and allowing the other team a goal.

Phaneuf effort by j squag April 3, 2015

Phat Phace 

A derogatory term used by jealous onlookers to describe a man of modesty, charm, whit and intelligence. Such men tend to enjoy great success in personal endeavours and also attract female attention, which can cause envy and bitterness amongst their companions.
In an attempt to make themselves feel better, other men will brand this person a “Phat Phace” and attribute all of his success to luck.

"Look at that guy. All the girls seem to like him without him even trying. I wish I could be that effortlessly charming and intelligent whilst maintaining such a quiet unpretentious demeanour. What a phat phace."

Phat Phace by I_Gave_My_Love_a_Chicken December 9, 2008

Phace

It means face.
The "ph" makes an "f" sound.

You have a really ugly phace.

Phace by FDKIJDFGJKLFG*$%#$(%* February 12, 2008