pfper
A person whose pfp is different every time you see it again. They are addicted to changing their pfp and like change.
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Someone who attempts to refute veganism (or just piss off annoying vegans) by arguing that "plants feel pain".
Person 1: "I'm vegan"
Person 2: "So killing plants that has been scientifically proven to feel pain they send a electrical current out when they are cut so do you think its alright to eat plants because you cant hear them scream when they get cut them because they dont have a voice that you can hear. Look it up they feel pain just like any animal."
Person 1: "Ah it's been a while since I had a pfper. This gave me the warm fuzzies"
verbatim from FB
Person 2: "So killing plants that has been scientifically proven to feel pain they send a electrical current out when they are cut so do you think its alright to eat plants because you cant hear them scream when they get cut them because they dont have a voice that you can hear. Look it up they feel pain just like any animal."
Person 1: "Ah it's been a while since I had a pfper. This gave me the warm fuzzies"
verbatim from FB
pfper by half_corvid May 9, 2021
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Papered Diamond Platinum
A woman who only has sex with medical papers.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.
She comes with papers and requires papers.
A pussy that is clean and free of any diseases and has partners show receipts (proof) they are clean before getting down. This is some one who has never been with anyone who has not shown proof with a doctor's approval It's Diamond Platinum pussy. She keeps it tight and right and does not put large objects inside of her (typically childless) and takes birth control and uses condoms. She is not a prude just clean, independent and responsible. A very rare find! Worth the papers if you want it bad enough.
Papered Diamond Platinum by sofluff April 1, 2019
Toilet Paper Diploma
A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007
Paper Angel
A con artist. A person that looks for people down on their luck, offers them help, and then seeks to control them. Much like a paper tiger appears scary at first but is merely an illusion of ferocity, a paper angel appears helpful at first, but is actually an illusion of assistance. A paper angel will lie and abuse it's victim to coerce control over them.
That nigerian prince email looks like a good opportunity, but be careful it's not just a paper angel
Paper Angel by Elementalgrrl October 10, 2018
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short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021