by the mitchell October 23, 2009
An acronym for a Penis Face Massage. A relaxing and erotic face massage using a flaccid penis. The soft glans penis can be used with or without foreskin. Known to reduce the appearance of lines on the face, while increasing the appearance of balls on the face.
"What are you doing after work today?"
"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."
"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"
"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."
"I'm so stressed! I just want to go home and get a PFM from my boyfriend."
"That sounds great, can I come over and get one too?"
"Of course not you fucking whore, die in a fire."
by Licensed Massage Therapist November 17, 2011
by Charlie O February 03, 2003
Pure Fucking Magic
The only explaination as to why something, beyond available knowledge, could possibly work.
The reason why somthing that shouldn't reasonably work, does.
The only explaination as to why something, beyond available knowledge, could possibly work.
The reason why somthing that shouldn't reasonably work, does.
1. To the kids, the gyroscope was PFM.
2. Even though the car was totalled in the telephone pole and ice cream truck collision, the engine still ran because of PFM.
2. Even though the car was totalled in the telephone pole and ice cream truck collision, the engine still ran because of PFM.
by Apocalyptimaniac August 22, 2006
by lishthefish May 26, 2012
by Happy Teddy February 10, 2018
Peyton Fucking Manning. Abbreviation for Peyton Manning an American football player in the NFL. The abbreviation was first made (due to FCC regulations)
on a sports talk radio station in Denver upon the signing of Peyton Manning to the Denver Broncos on 3/20/2012.
on a sports talk radio station in Denver upon the signing of Peyton Manning to the Denver Broncos on 3/20/2012.
by Hellcat44 December 28, 2012