I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
by Zosmos September 19, 2020
While your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
by petrochile November 23, 2008
When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 8, 2021
This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.
by xXUncleJayXx August 10, 2010
For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.
by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006
The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
by Thisiswhatithink December 30, 2010
To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
by bigfellatrilogy February 4, 2012