2 definitions by ThiccDiccDaddy93

Pez Dispenser

When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.

"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"

"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."

by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 8, 2021

Piggy Bank

When you lick your thumb to get a plan b pill stuck to it and insert it a girl's anus at the same time as cumming into her vagina to prevent pregnancy. A deposit and saving simultaneously.

"Hey bro, did you pull out, or do you have a kid on the way?"

"Nah, but I used the piggy bank, so I'll be alright."

by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 8, 2021