A fish!
not a bloody sweety, but a fish.
not to be confused with pescado which are dead pez to be eaten.
"oh! look at that pez in the aquarium, he's a big fellow"

despite what this dictionary wants you to believe it is actually pronounced "peth"
by Senor Dwenathon March 2, 2003
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The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.
Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!
by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019
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A female Australian normally age between 12 and 18 who has no morals and is basically living to pop out babies much like a pez dispenser, to get a $4000-$5000AUD baby bonus from centre link (Australian Government). These young sluts typically spend the money within or less than one week for financially supporting their drug and alcohol addictions. The infamous wez-pez can be spotted in the western suburbs of Victoria, more often than not in a small country town called Werribee. People should be aware that the pez-wez species has a 89.3% chance of being infected with a STD.
(Werribee = Wezza)
azza: "hey bazza, why is the line coming out of centre link so long?
bazza: "Good question azza, let me explain... these sluts are called wez-pez's, the government will give them a cheque for having a baby. On average more than 250 girls make a claim every day in Wezza, making centre link busier than the Werribee plaza."

azza: "Wow bazza, Shazza has just had her 17th baby. She must love children."
bazza: "Yeah maybe, and she's only 16. Good thing the government will help her drug addiction out with a $4000 bonus."
by azzafromwezza March 27, 2008
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Does that "pez hole" ever stop (talking)? Your mouth looks like a pez dispenser, always open!
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
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When two (2) or more people in a group are engaged in endless or excessive conversation and won't stop.
You (all) sound like a bunch of "pez necks"; yackity, yackity, yackity yack! Do you ever stop talking?
by CrazyCrab69 September 11, 2020
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The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.
“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.
I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
by Zosmos September 19, 2020
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