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to get peloused

To be interested with a girl only to realize afterwards that she is a lesbian.
-"his crush was a lesbien afterall"
-"Oh no ! he just got peloused!!"
( to get peloused)
to get peloused by lawn27 June 15, 2021
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A spelling of the word penis used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. Synonyms include peanous, peanis, peanus, peenous, penice etc.
Jim: "I gOT wartZ on Meh pEnous"
Bill: "It's penis, get it right, idiot."
penous by Amalja July 19, 2011
An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)
Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.

Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.

Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.

Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous

Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous

Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy, William Shatner
Pervous by Dan Marcus September 13, 2008
An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)
Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.

Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.

Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.

Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous

Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous

Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinschot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy,
Pervous by Dan Marcus September 12, 2008

penousculous 

Very large penis. Penis+Rhinoceros. Sometimes referred to as The Great White Penousculous. Although color has nothing to do with it. Adding "Great White" only adds emphasis to the size, by including the Great White Shark into the large penis equation.
The girl was lonely because she would not settle for an average sized male part, she needed, the (Great White) Penousculous.
penousculous by KristinJo February 8, 2008
cool people doing stuff outside
Yo there's pelouse !
pelouse by vvvvvvin November 23, 2017