peurto rican pull out 

when you're doing someone from behind and just as you are about to bust, you pull out and jizz on their face

we were bangin' and i gaave her a peurto rican pull out

peurto rican pull out by pringle_dingle December 16, 2015

Peurto Rican Shower 

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.

The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.

Peurto Rican Shower by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010

Peurto Rican Luggage 

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

Peurto Rican Luggage by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

peurto rican

A peurto rican is sometimes white but most of the time tan some are tan because theyre parents are tan to a peurto rican is hilarious attractive lovable cute and stylish they have an attitude so you dont want to mess woth them and will stick up for the ones that are loosing a puerto rican are good luck charms so treat them right cause if your friends with one tell them when something bad is going on

Man i wish i was friends with a peurto rican

peurto rican by factsteacher February 27, 2016

puerto rican pig roast 

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

puerto rican pig roast by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014

Puerto Rican Plan B 

Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)

Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"

Puerto Rican Plan B by zombles222 April 14, 2021

Puerto Rican Pullout 

When preforming unprotected intercourse the male does not pullout during climax. He simply "pulls out" of his partners life and flees the country, avoiding all risks of fathering a child. (Originated in Puerto Rico)

Jim did the Puerto Rican pullout last night, haven't seen him since. {to preform the Puerto Rican pullout]

Puerto Rican Pullout by Bush did 9/11 March 31, 2015