Pedosexuality 

Something that is used by pedophiles to try and be protected by the umbrella of the LGBT community. It is not, and will never be, a sexuality. It's just a word that sounds less harsh than pedophile and is used in an attempt to hide the fact that it is illegal.

Oh my god, i can't believe john is really trying to say he identifies with pedosexuality.

I know, right? He's so disgusting.

Pedosexuality by xX.Rawr.Xx May 27, 2020

Metrosexuality 

The sexual attraction to buses.

"So, this guy like dresses in tight girl jeans and plucks his eyebrows and is like totally metrosexual."
"What? No he's not. See that guy humping that bus? THAT guy has metrosexuality."

Metrosexuality by Teh ACH April 8, 2010

metrosexuality 

When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.

Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.

metrosexuality by ashface June 2, 2004

metrosexuality 

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

metrosexuality by black flag May 30, 2004

Pedosexuality 

A sexual fetish towards feet

(Note: Pedosexualiy is different to paedosexualiy, the latter meaning a sexual fetish towards children)

Is the increase in pictures of famous people's feet on magazine covers caused by an increase in pedosexuality amongst the population?

Pedosexuality by Grand Master Wordsmith IV May 28, 2020