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The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.
i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.
by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012
To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.
Peter was petering whilst telling me a story about a man named jesus
by inverted_guy January 20, 2006
Verb- When two or more people of the male gender engage in any sexual action.
I was petering Kevin last night.
by puffyflouse February 18, 2011
When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
by Morning_wood August 18, 2013