peter beater

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."

by someone March 18, 2004

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

peter beater

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter

Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!

by Stage Crew September 20, 2006

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Peter Beaters

Another name for a man's hands.

Hey, check out the peter beaters on that guy! It looks like he's carrying two bunches of bananas!

by mck681s May 28, 2012

peter the beater

A nice sexy hot man, normally gay, nice in every way even dick size, He's a Peter that's a Beater, what else you need

Peter the Beater sucked me last nite

by Peter the not Beater January 19, 2017