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5.
funniest man ever to walk the earth!! pheonix nights is comic genius!! ive nevr laughd so much in my life!!
garlic.........bread?
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by nancy January 03, 2005
 
1.
hilarious british comedian from bolton, amazing at stand-up, should be given a...nobel prize or somethin???
1. gaaaaarlic...........bread????
2. booked it, packed it, fucked off
3. im not homophobic - im not scared of my house!
by molly January 07, 2005
 
2.
on all levels, a comedy genius who spawned TV shoes such as "That Peter Kay Thing" and "Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights." Also a classy stand-up comedian
"Shitting crikey Peter Kay was good at the top of the tower last night"
by John-O October 27, 2003
 
3.
simply a ledgend. the best british comedian ever from bolton.
'gaaaaaaarlic bread'
by hannah March 18, 2004
 
4.
the ultimate legend! do you know any one else from bolton who can get more then 1 person in a room to laugh with them and not at them!
"garlic-bread"

"you mean garlic...... and bread!"

"gaaaaaaaarlic bread!"
by sausage fingas May 08, 2005
 
6.
when disguised as Brian Potter, Max or Pady, this man is funny. when being Peter Kay he is simply a smug, Amarillo-miming tosspiece. constantly sweating, Kay's head and face are always shining like a little sweat beacon. although i hate the man, some of the stuff he has written is funny. see below...
"3995? call it 4 grand!"
"can y'ear me know?!"
"jerry 'the berry'... berry!"
by failure33object April 24, 2005