Petarded

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

by petabread/petard July 11, 2008

petard

Medieval demolition. Set down by people, and then the person runs. In many cases, the person may fail to run, therefore they have been "blown away by their own petard", which is also a common saying.

Petard is nothing to do with retard. You are retarded, not petarded. :P

by Steaver370 July 30, 2004

Petarded

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.

I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.

by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018

Petard

puh-tard

1. Someone who has become borderline retarded because they smoked way too much Pot.
2. A dumb Pothead.

Cheech and Chong used to be funny back in the day. But now they're a couple of petards.

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

petard

penis retard

bruh you a petard?

by ceo of petard April 3, 2020

petard

somebody named peter that is retarded or acts like it

peter stop being a petard and quit lighting my hair on fire!

by esse March 23, 2005

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka May 11, 2018