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Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.
"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"
Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

peacelate 

A word.. People use in everyday situations to get out of regular day conversation.
Also used by Nathan or Nate Napalm from the youtube channel titled " Desandnate "
peacelate by Junk Driver February 17, 2009

Perculator

(Man 1): bro your such a perculator

(Man 2): *has seizure*

peacelate broha 

A phrase used by Nathan Owens (Napalm) of YouTube channel DesandNate in his and Destery Moore's video "IDEK (Who Took the Cookie: A Word With Nathan 2)". The phrase is used to get out of a conversation with a creeper.

Thighler Skully Age Postulate 

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.
oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo