pervy hobbit fancier

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild

Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

by Paul Wartenberg January 31, 2004

pervy hobbit/elf fancier

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.

"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."

by TolkienFan July 29, 2003

pervy hobbit/elf fancier

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003