Perturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself whilst anxious or unsettled.

Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.

by monkeyinsurgency August 14, 2015

Perturbed

Anxious and/or upset

Tyler: Wassup?!
Kai: I'm perturbed for the coming up test!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

by Kai S April 15, 2019

perturber

when a fish does another fish in the butthole

Omg did you see that video with that fish perturbering that other fish?

by Pluckey October 29, 2004

Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 12, 2010