protruding surprise 

1. Something that is protruding and surprizing at the same time. Often the protrusion is the cause of the surprise.

2. When a woman conceals a strap-on/dildo and you are fucking or about to fuck, when suddenly she unleases her toy on your anus.

3. When you wake someone up by sticking something in their ass.

#1:
"My ass still hurts after my girlfriend decided to give me a protruding surprise..."

#2:
"Wow! What a protruding surprise!"

protruding surprise by Argonak April 12, 2008

Gertruding 

The act of gertruding is the art of ignoring your best friend for a Gertrude

Hey jack! Stop gertruding me, bro’s before hoe’s

Gertruding by Iwhiteey June 13, 2019

petruding 

petruding is whitto for poppin'

whats petruding matriarch?>

petruding by jeniffer m August 6, 2004

Protruding 

1. When you got the shit on lock so much that you may be kind or rude like a pro
2. When you are guarding the doorway, gate or stairway

Call the doorman and see if it seem protruding..

Protruding by HaloTheHalo July 22, 2023

Gertruding 

When something is slimy and repulsing

My gooche has been sweating all day, I for sure am gertruding

This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding

Gertruding by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024