pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pert near

pretty near

she was pert near asleep

by lee crawford April 29, 2003

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 5, 2010

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010