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Personal Trainer

The gym world's version of a Dominatrix.
I gave my personal trainer $75 to make me cry and she did.
Personal Trainer by wordwhoretoo November 18, 2010

personal trainer

the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal.
"I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."

personal trainer

www.gm-fitness.co.uk
The word personal trainer is defined as a professional service designed to help improve your health and fitness
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026