Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

National slap a fat person day

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

by Johnbooth December 2, 2021

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi May 9, 2018

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

by Fred_Jr. October 29, 2019

national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

national kick a tall person day

october 14

oh it’s national kick a tall person day i’m gonna kick you now

by ekoz October 13, 2021

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021