Perris Kaufman 

The benchmark of upper echelon financial stability & longterm capital gains, around a special asset class or security. Considered to be the most difficult yet prestigious & technical trading style, (23 congruent metrics must be strategically calculated/orchestrated simultaneously. Known around a distinguished group of young entrepreneurs in California as the (BrotherP), or (Senatori )- a less common yet equally viable reference originating in the NorthEast district of whosentu. Extreme volatility/enormous capital is required for each BrotherP, Senatori, or Perris Kaufman to reach one’s apex, & provide the desired ROI.

Sandy-“The market was insane today man , I got heavily rocked on my last dip buy”, geeze I wish I could afford to try a Perris Kaufman! “How did you fair Newton?

Newt-“I studied my ass off and found the most viable entry and exit point on today’s trades but it wasn’t easy. Without Perris Kaufman in my arsenal, I would of been the markets afterthought. Brother P is truly the business! Love it when Senatori crushes!

Nate- “That guy thought he could bust out the Perris Kaufman 16 entry exit Senatori, and got himself MollyWapped, he ain’t ready for Brother P.”

Perris Kaufman by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020

Perry the Kooken 

To Perry a Kooken is to disregard the use of a knife, like most regular humans, and just rip away at a perfectly good Kooken like a rabid wildebeast. It ensures that nobody else gets to enjoy the kooken because the whole thing is completely mangled

Don't ever Perry the Kooken, you fucking bitch! Save some for the rest of us and especially for that old Gindeh!"

Perry the Kooken by marcustom December 12, 2023

Perry Hall Middle Kids 

A junior high public school in Perry Hall, MD. EVERY kid that goes there think's that he is hardcore and skateboards. Most of them try to get sponsered by some major company. Sadly, most of them suck. They go to Ridge every day and wear LIDS Yankees flat rimmed hats because they are all shite trash-wiggers. They think they are all color because they called they have "girlfriends". Also, sadly, these "girlfriends" are about 10 years old. They take their "bitch" to White Marsh Mall. Or if they got enough allowance, to the Avenue to see Happy Feet then they hang out in Starbucks despite the fact that they hate coffee. They bash on us Catholic School kids and think we're snooty. They're the ones that learned what cunt meant like, yesterday.

Perry Hall Faggot: OMG heyy Lauren lets go to The Avenue on Friday! I got enough allowance to see The Incredibles with some Perry Hall Middle Kids!!!!!!

Perry Hall Faggot/Girl: Sorry, I can't go. It's my older sister's birthday is on Friday. She's turning 12.

Perry Hall Faggot: Awhh fuck! Fine I'm gonna go to Ridge with my "homies". I just learned how to ollie on my Spider-Man board!!! After that we're going to go to LIDS to get some hats that say "The 410" on them!!! Byee

Perry Hall Middle Kids by Bettina Nagasaki February 8, 2008

Katy Perry 

A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...

Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you...

Katy Perry by camouflage442 August 12, 2008

kevin perry 

a guy from tiktok who is very attractive. he is obsessed with boba and is definitely not an eboy. he deserves everything thing he has even if he doesn’t think that. he has like 2.1 million fans on tiktok as of right now and i know it will grow higher. love you kevboy😤❤️

hey that guy kevin perry is amazing!
i know right he’s so awesome!

kevin perry by kevboyperry August 19, 2019

Katy Perry Jeep 

To have a Jeep with a lot of bitches willing to kiss/makeout/ fuck the owner of the car.

Hey did you see Billy last night?
No I think he was rolling around in his Katy Perry Jeep.
Oh true.

Katy Perry Jeep by 06006336 May 29, 2010

Katy Perry 

She is super inspirational. Her song firework really helped me through tough times when my ipod died. Her chorus for firework is so magical when she rhymes boom boom boom with moon moon moon, i die of happiness. Also you you you is rhymed with moon moon moon. Lastly, she tops it off with rhyming ah ah ah with ah ah ah.

"boom boom boom, even brighter then the moon moon moon! It's always been inside of you you you, you'll make 'em go ah ah ah when you shoot across the skah skah skah *cue Katy Perry shooting across sky going "weeee!"* you're gonna leave 'em goin' ah ah ah"

Katy Perry by the belter January 2, 2011