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Embodying incredible class, unprecedented salesmanship, with a large value and respect for human beings. Similar to a rare gem that is highly sought after, & extremely valuable.
Did you see who the Board of Director’s choose as the new Chief Marketing Officer?” There is really no point in applying if they’re only choosing Nathan Kaufman’s.
by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020
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The benchmark of upper echelon financial stability & longterm capital gains, around a special asset class or security. Considered to be the most difficult yet prestigious & technical trading style, (23 congruent metrics must be strategically calculated/orchestrated simultaneously. Known around a distinguished group of young entrepreneurs in California as the (BrotherP), or (Senatori )- a less common yet equally viable reference originating in the NorthEast district of whosentu. Extreme volatility/enormous capital is required for each BrotherP, Senatori, or Perris Kaufman to reach one’s apex, & provide the desired ROI.
Sandy-“The market was insane today man , I got heavily rocked on my last dip buy”, geeze I wish I could afford to try a Perris Kaufman! “How did you fair Newton?

Newt-“I studied my ass off and found the most viable entry and exit point on today’s trades but it wasn’t easy. Without Perris Kaufman in my arsenal, I would of been the markets afterthought. Brother P is truly the business! Love it when Senatori crushes!

Nate- “That guy thought he could bust out the Perris Kaufman 16 entry exit Senatori, and got himself MollyWapped, he ain’t ready for Brother P.”
by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020
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A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020
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