Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.
Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.
by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006
Get the perplexia mug.A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
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How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...
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Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.
Perplexigon, Perplexigate
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.
Perplexigon, Perplexigate
ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.
ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.
ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.
ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
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Get the Perplexigon mug.When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.
My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!
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DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.
Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:
1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with
2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and
3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.
Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.
Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:
1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with
2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and
3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.
Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
Person 1: <<insert some random reference to a herp-a-derp person or celebrity>>
Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."
Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."
Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
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