Perp

excrement,

poop,

shit,

poo-poo,

shite,

defecation,

shat,

scat,

feces,

bowel movement,

doo-doo,

caca,

poopie,

a stinky toilet submarine,

an inedible babe ruth candy bar,
ass goblins,

ass kabobs

ass monkeys

black banana

blind eels

boulder

chocolate channel chewie

colon cannonballs

corn eyed butt snake

corn massacre

crapsters

creamy butt nuggets

digested Crayola box

Easter Bunny's present

the fourth teletubby

frightened turtle

hardened fudge nuggets

hell's candy

Indian rug burns

keester cakes

Mississippi mud

monglin cluster shit

mudfat balls

peanut butter poop

pre-dingleberry

potty animals

product of Uranus

sea pickle

sewer serpents

shitsicles

space slug

Super Shit Man

tangy butt nuts

that ain't chocolate puddin'!

tom cruise missiles

toxic turdeys

turd tunnel tasty

yellow submarine

air out the anus

ass sneezing

bust a shit

christen the comfort station

cook some beans

clean one's colon

cut off a load

drop a chalupa

drop ass goblins

drop some friends off at the lake

empty the manure spreader

take a plane crash - no survivors

talk to a man about a horse

blow mud

booty hole burnout

butt dribblets

butt drool

chocolate explosion

G.I. shits

human expresso machine

Montezuma's revenge

oohs and ahs

screaming mimis

supersonic sewer sauce

boggy crapper

toilet bowl stew

cattle cookies

chimp chunks

cow farts

dog logs

doggy sausage

elk duds

kagatzka

lawn sausage

anal impaction

stool

moose treats

ordure

Perp.

HEY MAN LIGHT A MATCH I JUST PERPPED.

THAT MOVIE WAS SO SCARY I PERPPED MY PANTS.

DID YOU JUST THROW PERP AT ME? WHAT ARE YOU A MONKEY?

by PERP-A-TRATOR November 17, 2011

perping

Perping to mix mash brands or articles of clothing that technically don’t belong together. As used in the nineties, in the north/Midwest

You’re wearing Adidas track pants and Nike flip flop, you’re perping.

by Rillah dot July 17, 2019

Perping

Popular person simping- perping

Sinping on someone but only for popularity

Hey bro y were you simping on that popular girl
I wasn’t I was perping on her so I get invited to the Halloween party

by lr LITBIF June 16, 2021

perps

un-borange. A term meaning anything that is good.

1. I am feeling perps
2. She is perps

by gmax May 30, 2005

Perp

Verb:
To have sex using a horizontal flat surface (e.g. table) in which one person, laying on the surface, is perpendicular to their male partner, who is standing up (or on his knees).

Babe, can I please push all the papers and pens off this desk so we can perp on it already?!

by Jmimes August 30, 2014

perp walk

Practice of displaying an arrested person to the press and public while delivering the person to the courtroom, etc.

Giuliani arrested stockbrokers and took them on a "perp walk" when he could have arrange for them to surrender quietly.

by octopod November 20, 2003

Perp Yacht

A place or environment filled with seedy, unpleasant people, generally those who look ready to commit a crime or misdemeanor.

I went to a bar last night and left immediately, that place was a total perp yacht.

by BearBee August 20, 2019