permabook 

(v) To book a resource for an extended period of time on the basis that you may need it at some point, thus preventing anyone else from using it. A non-sexual variant of the cockblock.

(1) I wanted to hold a meeting but Sue's permabooked all the meeting rooms for this week.

permabook by Skeggie June 22, 2014

PERMABLOCKED 

when you lose access to THE divine addictive brat and ALL of her perfection.

loser sub #1 : Man , did you her about that sub that Gothess Chloe PERMABLOCKED on Twitter?

loser sub #2: Yeah ! I heard you can never come back from that.

loser sub #1 : Damn, that’s scary. I would die if that happened to me ! I have to go tribute her NOW, just to be safe!

loser sub #2: Good idea, me too! But I have a bad feeling none of us are 100% safe from this.

PERMABLOCKED by Gothess Chloe October 21, 2020

Permastoked 

The perfect amount of being stoked permanently, regardless of the situation. Not to be confused with overstoked.

Dude, today was so sick! I woke up, went surfing, saw a couple dolphins, got a babes number, and high-fived an old man! I'm permastoked!

Permastoked by Bconn11 December 22, 2014

permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

permacool 

adjective. having lasting and undeniable coolness. see Billy Dee Williams, for Empire Strikes Back; Bruce Campbell for Evil Dead 2; Ben Browder for Farscape.

Did you see The Matrix? Lawrence Fishburne is now permacool.

permacool by erik chisholm August 1, 2008

permacock

A girl who has zero down time between boyfriends, or, always has a "cock" in her. Typically associated with beautiful, desirable girls .

It's impossible to date her, she's got permacock.

permacock by adambluekc June 5, 2015

permabulker 

A person who is perpetually in a muscle building phase, which entails eating surplus calories during the course of their weight lifting program.
This person will never go on a diet for various reasons such as:

- they don't want to lose muscle and strength

- they want to look big and intimidating in clothes

- they are delusional about their true body composition, believing they are mostly muscle.

- they have a strong appetite and dieting is too mentally hard

Permabulkers will often sport a beer belly and man boobs to go along with their big arms. When they look in the mirror they do not see this however, as progress to this level of body fat happened very slowly over a long period of time and the ego has adapted accordingly.

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Ripped guy: When are you going to go on a diet?

Permabulker: Once I hit 250 lbs body weight, I will then cut down to 220 lbs with abs

Ripped guy: LOL, are you joking, you will need to diet down to 185lbs to see any kind of ab definition, you fat delusional permabulker!

permabulker by oncewerebulkers October 3, 2013