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cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.
ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much
cum period by jetts October 26, 2022

Cum Shot Vulnerability Period

That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.
He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.

Periodcup 

Noun- A cup used to hold period goo to feed to Edward Cullen. Also used to store other smoothie like things, such as a smoothie.
"Bella, I want your blood but I don't want to kill you."
"Don't worry! I'm on my period! Good thing I keep my handy periodcup around!"
Periodcup by Mirelurk Mama November 30, 2009

periodcup 

A phrase coined by You Tube star Shane Dawson after making a "Twilight" parody video where his Edward Cullen character is fed by the Bella character (Brittani Louise Taylor) from a cup of her period blood.
Shane Dawson (Edward): Bella, I want your blood but I don't want to kill you to get it."

Brittani Louise Taylor (Bella): "Wait, I'm on my period. I can't believe I never thought of this before."

*Uses glass to collect period blood for Edward*

This glass of blood is the "periodcup".

"I love Edward Cullen so much, I'm going to start using a periodcup".
periodcup by iqfrenzy August 31, 2010

periodcup 

A cup where u put ur period.
1: Omg wat's thiz?
2:My periodcup!
1:What da hell?
2:Mm.. i put my period in a cup..u know it's kinda cool!
periodcup by EvilxsOap August 15, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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