perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

PERFUCTIONIST 

Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".

Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".

Q: Where's Noonan?

A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.

PERFUCTIONIST by Jakey the Snakey December 24, 2009

Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010

perfuckyesion 

a noun:

1. The art of following and allowing your "Yes" in the most perfect way.

2. When you are in the flow of your "Yes" and life is WOW.

3. The blending of Perfection and Fuck Yes!

All of these successes and achievements are thanks to following my flow of perfuckyesion.

perfuckyesion by JWM∞ August 7, 2018

perfucktionist 

A softer version of a perfectionist who does not give a fuck if no one appreciates what they have just made. Moreover, a perfucktionist will tell you to go fuck yourself if you start criticising their work. A perfucktionist knows what they have made is just perfect and fuck all those who disagree.

Save your breath and don't criticise John's painting. He's a perfucktionist, so all your efforts will be wasted.

perfucktionist by Murdoc Kylburne March 13, 2018

Profucksional

A person who is a professional fuck up.

My last boss was horrible, a real profucksional!

Profucksional by pinkysnow February 17, 2018

perfuckingly 

So fucking perfect

Its was perfuckingly well done girl

perfuckingly by SleekCat April 13, 2019